Homage to The Neoprene Camera Case

So these have left me almost speechless, almost. I really really need one but I'm not sure I have the ??? to use one in public.

I mean what would you think if some girl pulled this out while you were just sitting on the bench minding your own business?

I'm thinking I probably wouldn't have any idea what to say or do or where to look or put my hands or do I call the police, leave the bench all for her or do I pull my camera out and take a picture or what?

I'll let you know what kind of reactions I get with one of these because I just can't resist, it's just what I need !!!